418

I’m a teapot

This resource is short, stout, and permanently a teapot. It will not brew coffee, not today, not for you, not for anyone.

HTTP/1.1 418 I'm a teapot
Safe-to-brew: true (tea only)
Accept-Additions: milk, sugar, sympathy
Retry-After: heat-death of the universe

Per HTCPCP, RFC 2324 §2.3.2. The status code is real. The teapot is real. The coffee is not.

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